Our good friends at Royal Leaf McAlester Oklahoma hooked us up with some great Moon Rocks and Dank Stars from Dr. Funky’s. We were even happier when we saw it was from American Cannabis Company.
The Weed In Review Team is always down for a moon rock, and we had never seen the dank stars, so we naturally had to see what was up. Weed soaked in dabs sounds fucking insane and we were all like “hell yes” on that genius idea.
They said get this, so we got this. And they were right. The budtenders at RL are great. So about a hundred bucks and couple hours later, we had a jar of each kind in our testing facilities. The heavy ceramic jars are 3.5 gram baller size, with full color fancy labeling. Once empty you will still want to keep them for reuse as they are robust, and good looking.
Moon Rocks
Dr Funky’s Moon Rocks are heavy nugs, rattling around in their jar. The finely prepared buds are really solid and super dense. When you cut into a piece, its dense like slicing into a steak. Oil soaked and then rolled in hash, these moon rocks add a peppery hashy flavor smoke on top of your bowl. Spicy peppery hash yummy nom nom nom.
We cut off a chunk and put it on top of a bowl and tried it out. The moon rocks smoke added a lot of depth to the hit, turning a regular toke a full lung blaster. The high for the team was sleepy and couch locked and that was it for the afternoon. Dr. Funky’s Moon Rocks are really good.
Dank Stars
Dr. Funky’s Dank Stars are some next level shit. Instead of keif and hash, the good doctor takes a stank nugget and oils it then covers it in concentrate. Dabs. Drenched. Its oozing off the sides. Your gooey goodness comes wraped in a thick plastic cellophane that scrapes off pretty easliy. The buds look like popcorn completely covered in yellowy-carmel drizzle, but weed. Its a beautiful thing indeed.
The Weed In Review Team was not sure how to serve up this goodness. We finally figured we’d slice it with a blade and take a chunk. The Dank Stars looks like a damn fried jalepeno slice – golden yellow edged and bright green in the middle. It looks freaking awesome. Then you put that bad boy on top of your favorite bowl and smoke out.
We were not sure how to bong it or smoke it or knife it or what, so we just threw that shit on top of a bowl. Of course it gooped up the pipe screen pretty quick but man we were stoned. Totally worth a screen or two.
If your local store carries Dr. Funky’s – be sure and try some out. If they don’t, check our list of stores and find you some!